Haus of Gah! Beer Coaster - Not a Cult

For anyone who has followed The Plastic Experience on Twitch, they have likely heard of The Haus of Gah!, a fictional group of fashionistas and abstract performers with a very suspicious and unusual background. They dance and interrupt stream, always. They've always claimed to be "Not a Cult", but everyone who knows them understands the truth.

So, what is a better product to create than a Haus of Gah! beer coaster. Yes, place your beer glass onto this coaster and enjoy not being in this "cult". Or feel free to be in it, I don't care. It's a beer coaster, how much more can I describe it.